This community is not just about angst. It is about any fic that is not fluff and smiles, and while much of that is angst, there is one other very important category included in the set of fic that is not fluff: DOUCHEBAG FIC. Oh man, I love it when the boys are just total assholes to each other. And this fic is one of my favorite douchebag fics. It's a high school AU in which Pete is a complete and utter dickwad to Mikey, and it's awesome, especially since instead of running away and curling up in a corner, Mikey is just like "whatevs" about it all. Which pisses Pete off more. It's adorable and hilarious, and I've reread it more times than I can count.
Center Parts and Awkward Smiles by
impertinence
Pairing: Pete/Mikey
Rating: R
Wordcount: 4500
Warning: bullying
Summary: The first thing Mikey did when he saw Pete Wentz was look away, which was why the first thing Pete did when he saw Mikey Way was kick him in the shins.
“Hey Mikey Way, nice gym shorts. Bet they don't hide the boners you get when you run with the guys.”
Mikey stopped and blinked at Pete. He looked really confused, but Pete knew Mikey'd heard him, because he only had one earbud in. “That doesn't make sense,” he said finally. “I'm not thinking about sex when I run.”
Pete always did. “Why not? Scared you'll come all over the track?”
“Things would flop,” Mikey said, and put the other earbud in.
Center Parts and Awkward Smiles by
impertinencePairing: Pete/Mikey
Rating: R
Wordcount: 4500
Warning: bullying
Summary: The first thing Mikey did when he saw Pete Wentz was look away, which was why the first thing Pete did when he saw Mikey Way was kick him in the shins.
“Hey Mikey Way, nice gym shorts. Bet they don't hide the boners you get when you run with the guys.”
Mikey stopped and blinked at Pete. He looked really confused, but Pete knew Mikey'd heard him, because he only had one earbud in. “That doesn't make sense,” he said finally. “I'm not thinking about sex when I run.”
Pete always did. “Why not? Scared you'll come all over the track?”
“Things would flop,” Mikey said, and put the other earbud in.
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